The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
This made me cry
I’ve saved this since March to post.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE
do not tweet wake up to billie, the song is about his father. it’s a touchy/trigger subject, don’t be a dick
First & Last.
But holy shit look at the judgement and suspicion in Kieren’s eyes and expression in the first one versus the expectancy and hope in the second. He’s so closed off in the first, not moving his body much or his face, eyeing Simon, and in the second he’s so open, moving freely and comfortably, and staring with a relaxed and free expression. And look at Simon. In that first one he’s closed off, too, but he’s projecting a specific appearance and performance, trying to make an impression on Kieren. His expression is controlled because he knows what he wants to do and what he wants Kieren to see. In the second his emotions and his turmoil is plain on his face, and he doesn’t seem to have much control over what is expressed there. He’s upset, and you can see that, but you can also see the absolute adoration on his face that is absent in the first GIF when they are unfamiliar with each other.
do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared
All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because I’m going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class.
The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time “forced him to” According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope’s nickname translated literally means “Terrible pope”.
And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic shit that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life.
(Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.)
At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what’s up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there.
This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing.
This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that pissed everyone off.
And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on fucking steroids. My teacher described the women’s bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on."
And then there is this:
Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn’t like it. Adam and Eve naked? That’s cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died.
And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say “Those straight men are happy” I’ll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls.
And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.
TL;DR: Michelangelo hated the pope and made the best “fuck you” of all time.
- Plays: 9,547
- Artist: Lauren Worsham, Lisa O'Hare & Bryce Pinkham
- Album: A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder (2014 OBC)
- Track Name: I've Decided To Marry You
I’ve Decided To Marry You - Lauren Worsham, Lisa O’Hare & Bryce Pinkham (A Gentleman’s Guide To Love and Murder OBCR)
How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like
"It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold"
"WELL NO BLODDY FUCKING SHIT I GOT HIT BY A BUS SHARON!"
And what if you and your spouse both regenerated while you weren’t around each other?
"Who the fuck are you? This isn’t your house?"
"I fucking live here."
Also I love how sharon and harold are just obviosuly gallifreyan names.